Sometimes, Internet Trolls used to be part of the community. Like yeah you never knew when they were spewing bullshit and you were in fact safe to assume they were doing so the vast majority of the time but they were also people who like. Picked communities of no more than a few hundred people on some forum and made a regular hobby of acting like a buffoon on there to trick them via a known persona. Like it was something they did to unwind from work. Relax after school. Kill time on the weekends. And it was a sort of performance art. Something genuine in the bullshit. Now it’s all people who want desperately to be the next Dril making capital p Posts. Or it’s bigots just flaming people they hate. There was plenty of the latter in ye olden days too. But the weeds have choked out the wildflowers.
There was this dude on gamefaqs’ social boards who was a notorious tryhard loser (and I hope the superlativity of an exceptionally loserish user of a gamefaqs social board isn’t lost on you) who would post the lamest shit ever acting like a hardcore party guy. With his real face. He’d talk about doing shots of light beer like he was on a binge. And his threads would hit post limit without fail. He used his real face to draw the outrage out of people. He did it constantly. People knew who he was. It’s a lost art
one of the founders of neopets, Adam Powell, got banned from the r/neopets discord server yesterday… because he behaved like a fool, got angry that people weren’t clapping him on the back about his interest in cryptocurrency,and insulted everyone about it. And he posted a picture of himself giving the middle finger as proof that he is the real Adam Powell. So fucking funny
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
it’s so annoying when people talk about weed like it’s a psychedelic you aren’t having any kind of breakthrough on it you’re just dumb temporarily. weed is for being a dog and eating 40 mcnuggets. or doing anal
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